1) Coming to the parade ground in the morning and trying to catch a sight of that babe in your platoon you have been dying for, so that you can stay close to her in order to initiate a conversation with her
2) Dishing excess food to your crush in camp or your guys in your hostel the day your platoon would be in the kitchen.
3) Escaping from those boring seminars where they teach you how to make soap, key-holders and all those trash...while relaxing in the hostel with some few guys.
4) Spending almost all your alawee for Mami market on top a babe wey dem go later post go anoda local government for primary assignment.
5) Rushing to morning parade without taking your bath because you woke up late and soldier men dey come.
6) Forming big boy or girl...eating at mami from Monday to Saturday but you nor dey miss the Sunday rice and chicken from camp kitchen
7) Pretending to be sick just to escape early mor-mor parade.
'Collecting' people's soaps and other petty items when you can't find
yours because you feel one them must have done same to you.9) Escaping into the bush to take some w**d
(the kporists know demselves)10) Arguing with some drunk fellows late into the night after consuming countless bottles at mami
COURTESY: Nairaland
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